Author Archives: DrPretzel

About DrPretzel

Student of philosophy and medicine, mother of 2 Creatures of Mass Destruction (a.k.a. "boys"), Soldier, sister, daughter, friend, cat person, social inept, INTJ, blah, blah, blah...are you even reading this?

Me, Me, Me, Monday: Eff Off, I Don’t Want To Join In!

Being social wears me out.  Crowds at Hellmart wear me out.  Parties wear me out.  Interaction with more than five people in one room…you guessed it…wears me out.  I don’t get anxious or have anxiety attacks, I just get tired … Continue reading

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Seriously, It’s Not That Serious.

It amazes me how we complicate our lives with stupid stuff.  We complain, complain, complain about things that really, in the grander scheme of things, are not all that important.  So, without further adieu, I give you: The Mayonnaise Jar & … Continue reading

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Hey, Parents: Quit Turning Your Kids into Wussies!

When I was little (5 or 6 years old), my mother would pack my bag and lunchbox and put me on a Greyhound bus headed to Grandma’s.  We were pretty poor and didn’t have a car at the time, so … Continue reading

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Read My First Guest Post!!! — “Dear Sanctimonious Religious Types: STFU – Matthew 6:1-7”

Check out my very first guest post about the big tornado down in Joplin over at Shoes Never Worn.  Big thanks to K. Syrah for featuring me! K. Syrah writes one of the few blogs I actually read on (nearly) … Continue reading

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Friday the 13th is Just Another Day

Nope! You don’t taste like bad luck at all!

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